Monday, March 1, 2010

Ode to the Chinless

Ladies I think we all agree,
We all like to do some charity,
And while that's great, it's really cool
There is but just one golden rule

Don't date that guy with extra skin
That dangles in lieu of his chin
Where is his chin? Where is his neck?
Where is his jaw? Oh what the heck!

Oh neck why all this cruelty?
Why are you where his chin should be?
Oh chinless men of all shape and size,
You must be such unhappy guys

Your friends will point, your parents laugh
The poor chap will have to wear a scarf
Oh lady friend you'll be a wreck
If your lover has a check.


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