Sunday, March 14, 2010

ode to abandoned cherry coke on the street

oh cherry coke on the road,
why is the concrete your new abode?
oh cherry coke, oh cherry coke
were you abandoned like my last bloke?

were you just a drunken choice?
like that manly boy with a girly voice
the vodka choice that seems alright
but the next day is quite a fright

when your lady voice does sound
and lady noise does all surround
oh cherry coke your after taste
is like a mouldy lobster paste

the booze that makes one decide
to become a vegas bride
the one that makes me think i need
to flirt with men whose hair does recede

oh cherry coke you have no use
you ought to suffer such abuse
the hunchback of notre dame
of the coca cola fam.

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