Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Ode to the Pimple on My Face

Oh little pimple on my face,
Can't you go some other place?
You're such a raunchy little bitch
When you make me want to itch

Don't punish me for picking you
I prodded once, and then you grew!
You're such a princess when you're mean
You're the most sassy drag queen

Oh pimple please cease and desist!
Why are you such a pimply shit?
Oh laugh for now my spotty friend,
But you will meet a nasty end.

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