One day I would like to beA bat shit crazy cat lady
All my neighbours on the block
Would hide their children on when I knock
I'd sit with my pussys and be merry
I'd pet my pussys and drink sherry
I'd play with my cats all night and day
We'd do catty things and be so gay
We'd play with yarn, we'd play with string
We'd play with fucking everything
We'd piss on people we don't like
We'd hiss at the mailman on his bike
Oh we would scratch up all the chairs
We would give strangers evil stares
I'd use the cat flap like a twat
And I get stuck cause I'm too fat
Oh all my catty friends would giggle
At me in the cat flap as I wriggle
And then the cunts would leave me there
Because cat bastards just don't care
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