Sunday, February 28, 2010

Ode to Grumpy Farts

Oh grumpy man on facebook chat
why are you being such a twat
are you on your period
are your privates leaking blood?

please tell me angsty angry man
what is it that you plan?
i dont know much, i must say
just please don't go the hitler way.

oh why oh why are men so farty
when they pretend to be so arty
it's almost like they want to say
that they are ambiguously gay

so men of negativity
grab your crotch and be free
come out the closet or be happy
just please dont be so fucking crappy

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