Someone hide my phone from me
When I’ve had a glass of wine or three
Or I’ll go on a texting binge
And say some things that are cringe
Hey there guy I started seeing
Did you know that I am feeling
Like you could definitely be
The one and only man for me
Hey there friend from freshman year
This week we should grab a beer
Why hello there my strange ex
Clear your diary and let’s have sex
Wake up at 8 and walk to school
God I feel so fucking cool
Until my phone begins to beep
And I realize I'm a fucking creep
Oh Jesus Christ, Holy Mary
Reading these texts is fucking scary
And now I have a date this week
With that creepy acned geek
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