Sunday, February 28, 2010

Ode to My Best Friend's Questionable Taste in Men



Annabel, oh Annabel
Your taste in men is crap as hell
Mainly looney, sometimes wierd
Often crazy, and/or feared

If I were you I'd relocate
To find a better place to date
The looney bin's no place for you
Why not try the London Zoo?

I've heard that many hotties roam
At the Hackney Pensioner's Home
Replace the crazies with their
 knives
For geezers mourning their dead wives

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